I spent years thinking narwhals were completely fictional.
wow…….like aquatic unicorns
even Elijah can beat him at drinking
Do you think directors get sad when they realize they will never make a more perfect action sequence than the castle siege set to “I Need A Hero” from Shrek 2?
y’all motherfuckers want a fire elsa so bad but you dont even realize that already exists
I hope that spiderman was daniel radcliffe
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life